My best friend has a girlfriend and they're completely crazy about each other. I'm so happy for them. And jealous. I want my statuses to say "Can't explain why you're lovvvvin' makes me weak" instead of "It's just another sad love song rackin' my brain like crazy".

Anyway.

You know, I kinda just feel like I should have a boyfriend by now. I mean, really. Who "talks" for 4 months? I'm not even sure you can call what we're doing "talking" anymore...but I don't know what the fxck it is. It's somewhere in that stage though. That ugly, awkward, stupid stage when you're more than friends but less than lovers. How do you introduce him? "This is my frienderrrboyfriend -ahem- this is [insert name here]."

Yeah, just leave out the possessive pronoun because he's not yours, yet.