I'm not going out tonight. I'm tired and grumpy because the lining of my uterus is shedding. My contacts are annoying me and making me tired. I would be miserable.

I wish my roommate would shut the fuck up. Seriously. If there's anything that I hate more than a person talking while somebody else is talking, it's fucking mumbling. Like, half-talking. Say what you need to say out loud or talk to yourself in your head.

And nobody knows how badly I want a bacon double cheeseburger from Burger King.

I'm just full of complaints today. Whatever. I'm going to get a drink and find something to watch.